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A Capricorn’s Birthday Wish

posted by Meghan on January 9, 2008

I'd like to take this time to wish myself a Happy Birthday and let all of you in on a few little upgrades for b-day gift ideas...

1. Shoes upgrade - Liam Sullivan said it best..."Let's get some shoes. Let's party!"

2. Horoscope upgrade - Why is it that all of us Caps are labeled as workaholic-stubborn-stressed-out people? Please change my horoscope today to tell me how much fun I'm going to have and how my mere presence lightens the world! Not the typical, "You're taking on more goals and need to re-prioritize your tasks in order to complete all on time and don't forget to call your Mom."

3. Blackberry upgrade - This device is pretty spot on with all my socializing needs but it gets cold sometimes...some red accessories to match my cover would be nice!

4. iTunes upgrade - Wolf Parade for the fun days, Rilo Kiley for all days and some Beyonce for dancing!

5. Social Network upgrade - Please hire Perez Hilton to re-do my MySpace, Facebook, LinkedIN, and yes even Friendster profiles - revamp about me, add new photos and leave snarky comments on all of my friends' pages.

Thanks! I'll work on my surprised face now...

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