Cutline Speaks

Dear Cutline,

This young pup of a foosball table is starting to feel neglected. Your last match was months ago. And while Michael and Meghan have amazing skills that I have never seen before, their nail-biting game has left my players itching for a rematch. So, my teams are protesting and have all turned upside down, holding their breath, until you decide we're worthy for another match.

Yours truly (until I figure out how to use these four legs to walk out), 

Frank the Foosball Table

PS - There's dust on my handle bars, too. Just sayin'.